Textclusive

Describes someone who uses text messages exclusively rather than just talking on the phone.

*via text message*

Julie: OMG I'm sooooo bummed :(

Kim: What happened??? I just called but you didn't pick up!

Julie: Can't talk now... the reason I'm sad is cuz I just found out my ex is engaged! I really thought I was over him- but when I heard he's gonna be married to someone else, it felt like someone totally just kicked me in the cooter :(

Kim: Awwww I'm sorry! But I wish you would just talk to me about this! You're so textclusive!

Textclusive by funkthefavorites April 25, 2011

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Texclusive

adjective- describes someone who communicates almost exclusively through texting, they are nearly impossible to contact in any other way. Also, they seem to act mysterious and reclusive while texting.

Girl: I tried to talk to Adam but he was using his phone and was trying to avoid me.

Guy: Yeah, I know, he's texclusive.

Texclusive by omglazergun March 16, 2008

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textcessive

Excessive texting.

"I got like 20 texts from Jenny last night."

"Man, that's textcessive."

textcessive by Playilan November 3, 2013

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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