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Definitions by omglazergun

Texclusive 

adjective- describes someone who communicates almost exclusively through texting, they are nearly impossible to contact in any other way. Also, they seem to act mysterious and reclusive while texting.
Girl: I tried to talk to Adam but he was using his phone and was trying to avoid me.

Guy: Yeah, I know, he's texclusive.
Texclusive by omglazergun March 16, 2008
A sex position involving 4 people of any gender. The four lay down in a square shape, and proceed to pleasure each other orally, while they are stimulated by another. The 4 people laying in a box shape resembles the walls of a cubicle, hence the name.
Hey me, Lisa, and Taquonda are doing the cubicle tonight...care to join us?
cubicle by omglazergun March 16, 2008

love chub 

-The small, yet noticeable fat rolls on a plumper, an attractive fat girl.
Danny- Man, Diane is such a fatty.

Bob- Yeah but I dig that love chub.
love chub by omglazergun March 16, 2008

cancer cloud 

-A bad-smelling cloud of cigarette smoke.
Yolanda- I was leaving the bar last night and I walked through a nasty-ass cancer cloud!
Tim- Oh snap!
cancer cloud by omglazergun March 16, 2008

Mirror Monster 

-A name for a teenage girl who thinks she is hot but isn't. The name comes from mirror monsters' tendency to take pictures of themselves in promiscuous ways in front of a mirror, and then putting them on myspace
Gary- Man, look at that fugly girl out there!
Joe- Oh she's taking a pic of herself.
Hans- She's such a mirror monster.
Mirror Monster by omglazergun March 16, 2008
-short for junk in the trunk
JT by omglazergun March 16, 2008