Benetti 

An act in which one tells a joke that is either

a.) Unfunny
b.) Creates an awkward silence
c.) Goes too far
Often ends with either killing the mood, or an uncomfortable silence

Guy A -" You want to hear a dirty joke? I fell in some mud"
Guy B - "Hey guys, want to hear a clean joke?"
Guy A- "Dude you just did a Benetti."

Benetti by bombsaces April 25, 2011

Bennettism 

a phrase or expression that pierces through the silence in a lull in conversation, often bearing no relevance to anything prior in the conversation.

The Bennettism is a profound outpouring of a persons sub concious, without the filtering process applied by the brain to the speech before it is verbalised

The orginator of this term was Gordon Bennett in the late 19th century

A: Lovely weather we're having

B: Yes, quite

...

C : Imagine if we were all made of cheese?

A: ?

B: ?

C: I think i may have made a slight Bennettism there chaps

Bennettism by casuale November 17, 2011

Benetian 

A student that goes to Benet Academy in Lisle, Illinois. They are usually sleep deprived, functioning on coffee, sweat, blood and tears. They are characterized by their hard work ethic, their sense of responsibility, their Catholic morality and also for the amount of pot they can smoke without repercussion. They are easily recognizable because of their kicky uniforms, featuring ties for the gentlemen and sassy plaid mini-skirts for the ladies. Most Benetians do not live in reality. Rather, they live in a parallel world where there is no diversity, the number of beautiful white people with expensive cars and designer handbags is endless, golden retrievers run free and ten page AP papers can be written and completed the night before they are due. Benetians are very close to one another, and for the most part function as a fairly close knit community. Benetians are the best, fool.

The gorgeous 17 year old driving a brand new BMW is a Benetian.
The girls in Starbucks after school in uniform skirts are Benetians.
The hilarious teenagers causing trouble in Omega are Benetians.

Benetian by Redwing January 22, 2006

bevetting 

To attempt to argue by spouting inane, indefensible opinions, backed by quotations that are either presented out of context, or have no real bearing on the argument at hand. For origins, see bevets.

"I don't know what annoyed me more, his quote jizzing, or the general degree to which he was bevetting."

bevetting by Farkers and Farkettes September 8, 2005

Benett 

A strong, caring and handsome boy who continues to make people smile and lights up a room when they enter. A great friend and wonderful person to love will never let you down!

Oh isnt he a Benett!

Benett by mother to many February 9, 2010

Kaitlen benette 

KILL HER WITH FIRE she harasses people is homophobic, racist, pro life, pro trump and pro guns and has no respect and is a terrible person

Person1: Kaitlen benette and so rude

Person 2: ikr she harasses people for The Declaration of Independence can be summarised as “an individual’s equality and

Kaitlen benette by 🤠🤚 March 2, 2020

benetta

Benetta is a total babe magnet, Thee best mom, cook and lover. She's a boss Bitch who has an amazing heart. She farts like a Clydesdale, but "I don't give a fuck 'cause dayum she's fine". She's affectionately known to most as "BOOTY!" (Dat ass doe)! She is the loyalest they come, but don't cross her because she'll beat your ass into next Tuesday, cunt punt you and punch you in the dick... Twice!!

Benetta a triple threat. Brains, beauty and booty!

benetta by Bthegr8est April 20, 2018