Skip to main content

decision lane

The vaguely-triangular strip of road separating a highway exit from the actual off-ramp. So named because drivers will use the space to stop and make decisions, merge through to the off-ramp after making split-second decisions, and/or crash into water-filled barrels or exit signs contained therein after failing to properly make a decision.
(To a passenger) Did you see that guy cut through the decision lane?
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.
Related Words

lancevideos 

A twink who loves nickvideos and is a bottom. He and nick have a contest of who's the best bottom because hunter is definitely a top. He is a barb and hates trump. He loves being a stripper on his free time. he thought he loved polo boy until he realized his true love. Period
Did someone say lancevideos

lancevideos 

The BIGGEST bottom energy of them all😻😻 usually topped by a nick✨💖
Someone towards lancevideos : Oh lanceypants, you’re such a bottom😹😹

lancevideos 

a political Tiktoker in a romantic relationship with Nickvideos
Did you hear about the new video on lancevideos ‘s account?”

I don't have time for this Lance 

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.
You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying

Lancer Deltarune 

Yeah, Lancer Deltarune? He is cool
Lancer Deltarune by Lancer cool dude November 12, 2018