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langelos 

A washed up ex-marine prison guard in the new york state area, that beats inmates, who often challenges people over the internet to a fight, or so called "1v1"
Langelos: I'll have to beat the hell out of three imates tommorow just to feel happy! What do you mean i'm crazy?!? 1v1 IRL you little nerd, I'll fkin kill you!
langelos by Creig September 6, 2008
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Lanelle is a beautiful girl. She knows what’s up and she is always gonna speak her mind. She is one of the funniest people you are ever gonna meet and is everyone’s friend. Keep her close
Omg you’re dating Lanelle!? How did you get so lucky.
Lanelle by Girly_dweeb October 22, 2019

langelos 

A washed up ex-marine prison guard in the new york state area, that beats inmates, who often challenges people over the internet to a fight, or so called "1v1"
Langelos: I'll have to beat the hell out of three imates tommorow just to feel happy! What do you mean i'm crazy?!? 1v1 IRL you little nerd, I'll fkin kill you!
langelos by Creig September 6, 2008

Langelos 

A term used for someone who neglects children to play MMORPG. They tend to neglect their children, wife/husband and family members. Relationships with virtual partners normally form and are also found out. Normally families are broken apart, and the "Langelos" is made into a joke.
"You fucking Langelos, I hate you. "
"Dad when I grow up, I want to be 29 and neglect my children, just like you"
Langelos by LangMarryMePlxFromWhite November 13, 2006
the creator of go-gaia, and the man who stole all my desire to have a social life from me.
Party? Uh... no thanks, Lanzer's releasing the donation letters tonight...
Lanzer by Laurelie March 9, 2004
A fine sweet and amazing young female. She'll sick by your side through anything as long as you stay by hers. She is absolutely to die for wiry get beautiful looks and her traits such as loyalty, honesty, and her many other traits. You missing out if you don't have a lanell
Lanell so fine
lanell by Someone who has a lanell August 31, 2017
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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