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langelos 

A washed up ex-marine prison guard in the new york state area, that beats inmates, who often challenges people over the internet to a fight, or so called "1v1"
Langelos: I'll have to beat the hell out of three imates tommorow just to feel happy! What do you mean i'm crazy?!? 1v1 IRL you little nerd, I'll fkin kill you!
langelos by Creig September 6, 2008
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Lanelle is a beautiful girl. She knows what’s up and she is always gonna speak her mind. She is one of the funniest people you are ever gonna meet and is everyone’s friend. Keep her close
Omg you’re dating Lanelle!? How did you get so lucky.
Lanelle by Girly_dweeb October 22, 2019

langelos 

A washed up ex-marine prison guard in the new york state area, that beats inmates, who often challenges people over the internet to a fight, or so called "1v1"
Langelos: I'll have to beat the hell out of three imates tommorow just to feel happy! What do you mean i'm crazy?!? 1v1 IRL you little nerd, I'll fkin kill you!
langelos by Creig September 6, 2008

Langelos 

A term used for someone who neglects children to play MMORPG. They tend to neglect their children, wife/husband and family members. Relationships with virtual partners normally form and are also found out. Normally families are broken apart, and the "Langelos" is made into a joke.
"You fucking Langelos, I hate you. "
"Dad when I grow up, I want to be 29 and neglect my children, just like you"
Langelos by LangMarryMePlxFromWhite November 13, 2006
the creator of go-gaia, and the man who stole all my desire to have a social life from me.
Party? Uh... no thanks, Lanzer's releasing the donation letters tonight...
Lanzer by Laurelie March 9, 2004
A fine sweet and amazing young female. She'll sick by your side through anything as long as you stay by hers. She is absolutely to die for wiry get beautiful looks and her traits such as loyalty, honesty, and her many other traits. You missing out if you don't have a lanell
Lanell so fine
lanell by Someone who has a lanell August 31, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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