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the Bencil Sharpener 

Nickname for American conservative political commentator Ben Shapiro. The nickname is commonly used when Ben Shapiro is crushing his rhetorical opponents with facts and logic; the opponent in question is then in the process of being ''sharpened by the Bencil''.
Boy 1: Hey, did you catch Ben Shapiro's debate last night?
Boy 2: Ben Sha-who-ro?
Boy 1: The Bencil Sharpener?
Boy 2: Ah, ofcourse. I missed it, but I bet the Bencil sharpened 'em good again.
Boy 1: Sure did. Wanna make out?
Boy 2: Totally.
the Bencil Sharpener by mkpk January 17, 2020

slid down the bannister and warm my tea up 

man asking female to ready herself for some cunninglingus
Bill: Oi sweetheart, slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

Curse of the Benbino

Is when radio host Ben Maller predicts, declares, or hopes that any team or player will win a championship and they will find a way to lose.
Damn, I thought the Clippers would win this year until received got the dreaded Curse of the Benbino.

The Warriors blew a 3-1 series lead in the finals, the Curse of the Benbino strikes again!

Knocked the Beenie Off 

A term used to describe a state of being fucked up
"Man that last hit straight knocked the beenie off..."

"I knocked the beenie off that ass last night..."

Chill the Beanie O's 

The saying Chill the beans has become out-dated in today's society and is dismissed as something a five year old would say. Therefore, I have upgraded to a phrase from which you tend to receive more of a reactiion from and are thus, fully understood. Chill the beanie Os is simply a phrase used to ask a person who is hyper, hypertensive, over-reacting or just plain angry; to calm down.
Your on facebook with your friends, talking about the rave you were able to get into with them last night. You then mention the girl/guy your friend decided to extract a quickee from; but in the process got slapped in the face and a beverage poured over their head. He/she completely over-reacts and snaps at you with a form of low blow. You feel your friends pain and decide to respond with a more gentle phrase, hence, Chill the Beanie O's comes into play and your friend laugh at the original phrase and forgives you.

the bennie 

When a gay chubby man with a beard bends another guy over and gives him a little wienering in the poop shoot.
I sure wish I could get “the Bennietonight