Pappy's Old Dress Sock 

A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.

Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.

Pappy's Old Dress Sock by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

who's yer pappy? 

This is a question which applies to a real backwoods family situation. Not just a matter of supremacy anymore, but which of these males did your mama do the nasty with when you were procreated?

Ester; Ya'll dun wish you cud hav sum o dis?

Lem; Wull shu, dat wuld real sp'eechal, s'ept I'd hav tu ast, "who's yer pappy?" cuz we mought well be bruth'r an sis.

Ester; Shiet, that's eaaasy, thet salesman dun hit the road wif a v'ngence when Grandad ketched em wit my maw. Ain not gots tu wury, thur's his nuts stil cling'n tu a nail!

who's yer pappy? by the Toad March 22, 2011

Pappy Snap

A legendary form of fingering a woman while using the thumb to massage the clitoris, in a snapping fashion. Usually taught to you by your father. Hence the pappy

When he realized conventonal finger banging wasn't working, he went for the Pappy Snap!

Pappy Snap by BUI Ketchum December 28, 2007

Grand Pappy Smash 

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

Grand Pappy Smash by Da Man July 16, 2004

pimpy-smack

Variation: also written as pimpysmack

Usage: Noun
a. An impudent act intended more as humor than hostility, especially an attempt to flame, shame, or slam another person for the comedic enjoyment of the speaker and audience at the expense of the target.

b. A light-hearted yet willfully inconsiderate smart-alec act.

c. A figurative pimp smack or pimpsmack; A dis (disrespect) that's intended to be funny.

d. Acknowledgement of any of the above acts; touché

Ex 1: In online gaming, tea-bagging another player, or an act of "friendly fire" where the victim isn't upset, or is involved in similar light-hearted retaliation. <Teammate 1 "kills" Teammate 2 for his ammo or weapons...> Teammate 2: "You pimpy-smackin' little whore, bring that shit back!"

Ex 2: Embarrassing friends in front of their new romantic interests. ("Oh, look at Johnny's baby picture, he has a hair that pees!")

Ex 3: <Bill, giving a presentation...> Bill: "What we see here is..." Mary interrupts, "...that clearly Bill created this presentation after his 8th beer." Bill: "Pimpy-smack, ouch!"

pimpy-smack by Pimpysmack Paul March 19, 2011

Pappy Show 

An event were executive members of a ruling party's Government, goes on national television live for one (1) hour and talk rum-shop politics.

Suruj, Ashworth, Anil, Roodal and Austin put on a very amusing Pappy Show last night. shit talk stupid talk nob bull shit Mamaguy Verbal Diarrhea

Pappy Show by SatM September 26, 2012

pumpy slit 

when you’re an emo feminist that likes Lil Pump

Hey emo kid, you’re a pumpy slit

pumpy slit by AttackBird December 15, 2017