According to "Happy Hour is for Amateurs" by an anonymous lawyer, a polar bear is a subtype of single woman at a bar, waiting to be picked up. Polar bears are large, white, have a thick layer of subcutaneous blubber, and hunt men for sport. They rarely see an opportunity to move in for the kill, and thus never pass one up. They tend to have exclusive territories, and it is rare to see multiple polar bears prowling the same bar, due to their inherently competitive nature and the scarcity of men drunk or desperate enough to take them home.

See also: hogging, bbw, ssbbw, last call, beer goggles, sidewalk sale

"Looks like Anna found her ride home for the night. We raise our glasses to another hapless victim of our local Polar Bear."

Polar Bear by Reverendsteveii December 1, 2009

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Polar Bear

A bear that is actually black but has white fur. Yes, if you shaved a polar bear, he would have black skin. That's why his nose is also black.

Polar bears have 4 toes. Many people get confused and think they have 5 toes but they don't. They have four.

Polar bears like to eat fish and seals. They enjoy swimming and strutting their bear stuff in the antarctic.

Never cuddle a Polar bear because he will eat you.

POLAR BEAR as in polar and bear.

Polar Bear by Polar Bear Activist February 12, 2013

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Polar Bear

A big gay white dude. Perferably Russian.

Look at that guy wearing a speedo and a ushanka. He is deffinatly a polar bear.

Polar Bear by retsabala June 6, 2010

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polar bear

an older gay man who has gray hair, a bear, and is of a hefty size.

usually prefers the company of other "bears" (big gay men) or being the older, more experienced partner for a younger, smoother man.

GRRR! That man is one hot polar bear.

polar bear by slickbillie August 16, 2009

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