A smitty is a retarted, male squirrel that rapes small, innocent
female babies. Smitties are about 5 boners long and are dark brown with glowing
purple eyes. When they turn 16 days old they grow wings that come out of each ass cheek to help them fly
short distances. They have tails about 3 boners long and is used as a second penis in some cases, for a smitty's tail may also become erect. A smitty's habitat consists of
one dark, deep, moist, wide, spacious vagaina. These traits of the vagaina are necessary in order to a smitty to be able to live to its full potential. Smitty's only come out of their homes between the hours of 2-5 in the afternoon. Every smitty carries its own special type of
STD called rapies. If you get raped by a smitty chances are they will pass this disease on to you and you will die within 48 hours. Even though all smitties are male they each make two babies. The babies, in order to survive, need to be breast fed by
human,
female breasts ranging from a C to a high D. If they do not get their milk they will puke
blood and poop intestines inside their hom and the host of the vagaina of the smitties will most likely die. Smitties live about 3 months long. When they die they are reincarnated into a Pakastanian
terrorist who dreams of world domination. Where do you think Sadam Hussein came from?