Caston-ing 

Stalking someone to the highest level stalking can reach. This includes making songs about them, taking pictures of them when they aren't looking, making t-shirts with their name on them, complete facebook stalking, and talking about how your going to marry the particular person in the future.

1%- Hey why are you guys Caston-ing my stepbrother??!
Stalkers- Cause your stepbrother is super nice and a total hottie!
1%- Actually he isn't nice to anyone and he doesn't even talk to me (his own stepbrother). And he does drugs!
Stalkers- Were hot he will talk to us, plus we love his rebellious side!

1%- Uhh why dont you guys start caston-ing someone else? LIKE ME???
Stalkers- yuck...never! your too much of a 1%

Caston-ing by Parrot Luver January 23, 2011

Castoning 

When you say someone is castoning, that person goes through 20 different names before remembering the other person's actual name. Also right before they get it right they grunt loudly

Person 1: Hey Lucian, uhhh, George, uhhh, Jar, uhhhh, Teius *GHAAAAAAAAA* , Nicu.

Person 2: What the hell was that.
Person 1: Oh I was just castoning

Castoning by Teo73 November 28, 2021

Cantoning

To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.

This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.

"He totally Cantoned that joke."

Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"

Example 2:

Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."

Cantoning by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004