matrixing 

The matricular practitioning of utilizatory methods of vocalization such that phrases undergo the process of intermediary gerundifiers. Also practiced by the Scottish Highlanders of Boston College.

"Plug my matrix into the matrixing agent"
==> "Plug my laptop power cable into the wall socket."

matrixing by Brad & Scot May 7, 2005

Marioing 

To follow a group of people around and not say a word, but make eye contact with everyone in the group

Dude 1: Yo man that guy is totally marioing us!
Dude 2: Fo Shizzle, he been staring at me for 2 minutes straight without saying anything

Marioing by Bigjohnmcdaddy October 3, 2018

Meatriding

When one person is obsessed with someone and does everything they can to get someone else to like them. This usually happens because this person is annoying as shit and can’t make any friends if they don’t meatride

Colton: “Hey John, let’s go play some fortnight duo’s and not let anyone else play so I can be friends with you even though I’m a fat ass grease ball with no motivation to do anything other than praise you”

Everyone else: “Colton, stop meatriding!”

Meatriding by HighCouncil December 9, 2021

Matrixism 

A religion jacked from a fictional action movie, and thrown into the world of infinite beliefs out of pity for the nerd-species of human-kind. Consists of the beleif that what we see, hear, smell, and feel are all part of a Matrix that is unreal. Otherise defined as:

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

What Would Neo Do? Matrixism.

Matrixism by CaTina November 19, 2007

matrixis 

A delightful bald geezer that streams on twitch and looks like a potato.

Bekkeh: what are you watching

Buttonboy13: Im watching matrixis on Twitch

matrixis by lemmesmashh July 4, 2017

marioing 

(mar-ee-oo-ing)
1. The act of walking in such a way that you drive the person you are walking next to off the sidewalk because you can't walk in a straight line.

2. The act of not being able to walk completely straight.

I had to walk ahead of everybody on the way to Taco Bell cuz Mario was MARIOING me.

marioing by d-l-m December 6, 2010

Meatriding

Mohamed met Rayan

Mohamed is meatriding Rayan opnieuw.

Meatriding by DaggoeVanRayan November 8, 2023