nematode 

When you are so fucked up and inebriated that you no longer have control of your arms and legs and you have to slither around on the floor to move.

Andrew had way to many drinks while working and he started to nematode around the office even going under peoples desks.

nematode by The-Motivator July 15, 2018

Nematode 

noun:
INFORMAL: A retarded or smooth brained human.

ARCHAIC: One who shows signs of low intelligence.
noun:

a worm
adjective: Nematodic

Showing signs of low intelligence.

"Stacy and Jaquana were being fuckin' nematodes today."

"I can't stand her nematodic behaviour."

"Fuck, the FUDR didn't work, the nematodes are multiplying."

Nematode by DizzytheLizzy February 10, 2020

nematode 

1. A person combining all the most negative characteristics of a douchebag, a retard, an infantile moron, a jerkbutt, a dumbass, an insect, a parasite, and a homosexual. Usually has a massive inferiority comlex. Tries to come across as tough and cool, but can't fool you if you've known him for two or more weeks. His idiotic antics are occasionally funny, but never when he means them to be, and only 2% of the time when he doesn't. Can't succeed at anything, not school, not sports, nothing. The only justification for the theory of eugenics. The word is usually a masculine adjective.

2. A roundworm(the intestinal parasite).

That guy is such a nematode!

We need to identify the gene for being a nematode.

Roundworms are nematodes

nematode by abczxydefwvugihtsrqzghrpshzpnm May 6, 2010

Nematode 

A person who fucks his/her uncle on the regular.

Look at ole Jimmy and his Uncle Johnson over there. Everyone knows Jimmy is a total nematode.

Nematode by DadNumberNine December 13, 2018

nematode 

a fancy posh word, used by elitist ugly pricks.

An example of these people... Charles.

Pass me some more of that Nematode

nematode by Jonathan Alph September 4, 2008

Nematode 

Another word for the racist term "Nigger" Can be used to not get into trouble, or get your ass kicked by a bunch of black people.

Larry called Jamal a Nematode because he stole his lunch money.

Nematode by RogersBAMF January 16, 2011

nematode 

Nematode is the 2nd most abundant multi-cellular organisms in the world. Most of the known species are saprophytic and play a very important role in the ecological system. Some of them are pathogenic to plants, animals, or insect.

Nematode is a group of amazing species.

nematode by Xylella December 2, 2016