Lang's Gamble 

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

Lang's Gamble by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020

Ling’s ritual

Pleasing yourself so hard, your bellend pops

I did Ling’s ritual last night, I had to have seven stitches but it was worth it.

Ling’s ritual by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

liang ke siin

cutest creature in the world

Oh my god! She's such a liang ke siin!

liang ke siin by lkscutecute January 5, 2022

Shawn Liang 

very bad, gay, and not cool

"Hey! Shawn Liang hows your boy friend going?"

Shawn Liang by sinister evil ape nuggets 420 November 8, 2021

auld lang syne sex

This refers to sex that occurs between two individuals who once had a relationship, whether married or girlfriend-boyfriend, but who are no longer affiliated. Auld lang syne sex occurs when one or both of the people involved enjoyed the sexual aspect of the relationship, even if they broke up or grew apart.

Jeremy and Jessica had their differences, and ultimately divorced. However, they still got together from time to time for some auld lang syne sex. They figured that they had really terrific sex with each other; and, since they had once been married, it was really okay.

auld lang syne sex by evil pop tart December 11, 2009

Auld Lang Syne

That New Year song most people only know the first few words of.

Should old aquaintance be forgot, *mumble mumble* *blah la la*.....should old aquaintance be forgot, *mumble mumble* auld lang syne!

Auld Lang Syne by Mr. Biscuits January 3, 2007

Auld Lang Syne

Scottish for "Old Long Since." Which means the good old days. It is the traditional song played on New Years Eve.

Dude, their playing Auld Lang Syne for the New Years special on t.v.

Auld Lang Syne by OnceLer January 1, 2006