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Chronic Facebook User 

Somebody who goes on their computer and the first thing they do is check their Facebook to see if anything is new

They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CFU. A chronic Facebook User when first tries facebook feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Facebook.
Don't get me wrong facebook.com is a great website it's just I don't want to become a Chronic Facebook User
Chronic Facebook User by sakiv January 9, 2011

facebookoser 

1. A person who constantly brags about his blurry, pseudo-achievements by updating his Facebook status so that others can have an untruthful image of him;

2. A person who takes pictures, or edits them, for the sake of showing off on Facebook.
Mike: Did you see that Jamey was talking about his school grades again on Facebook?
Mickey: Oh, don't even mention that, he's such a facebookoser, I've even blocked him because of that. I'm sick of him trying to get attention for something that is not even real.

Jenny: Have you seen Marry's photos from the beach?
Jessy: I wonder why somebody would post a half-naked picture of herself on the internet, she's such a facebookoser.
facebookoser by adinc September 29, 2010