Gildo 

A golden or gold plated dildo. Short for "gilded dildo".

Paris Hilton, being a woman of considerable wealth, was satisfied by only the most resplendent gildos.

Overuse of a gildo can lead to heavy metal poisoning.

Gildo by physicslol March 30, 2011

gildo 

common name for one with so many dicks up ones butt that he walks funny, short for "garage of dildos"

CJ says your a gildo

gildo by Sheeshai November 20, 2003

gildo 

a refernce to gilly depoorter for being the ladies man

gildo is a hot mamma

gildo by gilly depoorter November 14, 2003

gildo 

It is a condo or abode in the mountains where one goes to enjoy a weekend of skiing and tantric sex.

Man, I can't wait to use the gildo this weekend with my top dudes.

Hey, wanna come back to the gildo?

gildo by koccaine kev January 5, 2011

gildo 

A gildo is a dildo for gays who are unfortunate enough to have small penises. It is specially designed for anus insertion, generally of a more morbid texture but mantaining the same rigidity as the commonly used didlo. It is a quite common toy for older and mature gays mainly in their forties and fifties, who are more likely to experience lack of erection.

Gay 1: "I no longer prefer my partner's penis in my ass, a gildo is much better these days."

Gay 2: "Agreed. It's just awesome and the best for a longer orgasm."

gildo by Dallas5 October 26, 2011

Gildo 

Steal in hide amounts

Oi, normie! You Gildoed my clothes!

Gildo by Notblack October 17, 2019

Gildo 

When a fish is used as a sechs toy.

Used that walleye as a GILDO on my girl.

She asked if I like fishing and then had me GILDO dat bass on her. Freaky.

Gildo by DudesKnow March 25, 2024