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spankable and bankable 

A term describing a person's behind, implying:

a) great pleasure to be gotten from the spanking of said behind, and

b) great amounts of money to be gotten, were the owner of said behind to lease it out to people.
Bro #1: Man, the ass on that chick is pretty damn fine. I'd pay her 10 bucks just to touch it.

Bro #2: Yeah man, that ass is spankable and bankable.

spankable 

A female whose physical features (ie. bottom, hips, thighs, breasts, etc) or demeanor (bratty, rude, bitchy, slutty, etc) incites the urge to take her over your knee, under your arm, bend her over, or position her otherwise, and spank her long and hard.
1. Did you see her ass? That broad is totally spankable.
2. Damn, that bitch needs an attitude adjustment. Extremely spankable.
spankable by Deucebeast January 15, 2006

Shankable 

ADJ. Worthy of shanking.

Someone that is awefully annoying, hideously ugly, or just plain fucking stupid...and deserves to be shanked.

They often do not realize they display these qualities which makes them ever more shankable.
Girl 1: He told me like 8 times that he just graduated from community college.
Girl 2: He sounds like a tool.
Girl 1: Shankable?
Girl 2: Definitely!

Girl 1: "That shankable a$$hole over there just grabbed my ass as i walked by."
Girl 2: "Fucking shank 'im"
Shankable by Canal Win Crew August 28, 2009

Stinkables 

Means dirty bras or underwear that hasn't been washed in ages.
Will they wash my stinkables?
Stinkables by dog lover10 January 15, 2015

ass hot spankable 

ass hot spankable means some girl is so fine you just want to hit that all night long. Meaning she looks very very very very very very very very fuckable.

Spankable buttocks 

_____backside that needs, or has the ability of being deserving of swift strikes.
Because Bobby was such a misbehaving lad, he had the most spankable buttocks in town.
Spankable buttocks by Bob Lewis August 22, 2006