Schramrod

The biggest asshole on a faculty in a school. This person lacks social skills, is condescending and has delusions of grandeur. He is a jerk to both students and staff alike. Loathed by his fellow employees. Hated and made fun of by students. He also idolizes Tiger Woods.

1. "Damn that guy is a complete schramrod, everybody hates him!"

2. "Dude, don't be such a schramrod! I was only asking about your sunglasses."

3. The teacher was being such a schramrod that all the students went AWOL.

Schramrod by TMW-DT December 14, 2010

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Schrammed

The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity,
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"

Upon getting married to someone named Schram (whom she had known since the 7th grade), Brandy called the friends she had known since middle school and said, "I've been Schrammed".
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)

Schrammed by Chugwhump July 7, 2005

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Schrammed

Schrammed - Verb
To not be timely, prepared or within budget

Hey Steve, how did your last job go?
Dude it sucked, I got Schrammed.

Schrammed by AssBerg August 26, 2014

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Scramrod

A person that resembles an ugly oil worker

Wow she is such a scramrod!

Scramrod by Yourpinktaco October 14, 2023

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thijs schramade

1. A little shit who fucks niggerdick

That Thijs Schramade won´t stop!

thijs schramade by JEBOYNIGGER March 14, 2017

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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