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Coumosexual 

a word used to describe a creepy pervert
Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Coumosexual

Cockosputos

1. Derisive slur used as a parting gesture of disrespect between rival individuals in the Andalucía region of southern Spain.

2. Believed to be a retarded derivation of the English slang cock and the masculine form of the Spanish word puta. Literally translated this word means ‘penis man-whore’.
“Cockosputos!!” - shouted whilst running away.

“Te voy a filirear, cockosputos!” (I’m gonna stab you, penis man-whore!)
Cockosputos by Dobjeet March 5, 2009

cockosaurus 

Cock: Penis, Male Genitalia, Johnson, Goliath, Beastiality, Peter Pan, Johnny, Night Stick, Magic Stick
Osaurus: extenstion of the Tyrran-"osaurus" Rex.

Combined it is "COCKOSAURUS" where the cock is as big & mean as the dinosaur. Showing dominance, strength and pure mojo.
Dave is the big boy in this gym class, all his mates call him cockosaurus. All the ladies like Dave.
cockosaurus by WA WA WI WA August 2, 2006

Douche Cockosaurus

Any individual that is undoubtedly being an asshole via the internet just because he or she has the safety of being behind a computer instead of actually saying those most offensive things in person. They usually use intarwebz slang & improper english.

NOTE: See E-THUG for any additional description.
(Member on messaged board): I dont think thats true. I have to disagree

(Douche Cockosaurus): y0 foo! who u th4nk u iz, nigg@!? Mi g3o m3tr0 can do 11 secundz in a qwater mile. u aint g0t no commun since y0! i g0nna fAwk y0 mom and m4ke u watch me d0 it! STFU & GTFO!
Douche Cockosaurus by E. Jeezy January 13, 2009
An alcoholic drink similar to a mimosa, with the addition of a shot of 90-proof peach schnaps. The full recipe is three parts champagne, two parts orange juice, and one part peach schnaps. The name of the drink is derived from the slang term for a rooster, as this drink is a celebrated creation from Suite 115 of the Ski Inn at Steamboat, CO (i.e. The Cock House).
After a long day of skiing and going to concerts, everyone was very tired and hung over the next morning. Fortunately for us, Sean accidently left his wallet when he drove back to Denver so we went to the liquor store and bought ingredients for cockosas. They were bad ass!
cockosa by douchebag16 January 16, 2010
ye who fucks budgie (anal) or (vaginal)
1) cokosh fucked that budgie
2) hear cokosh fucked a budgie
cokosh by sumkid December 25, 2007