Hatchness 

To be engulfed in the essence of paperwork involving Hatch

I am swamped with Hatchness today and can't go out for lunch.

Hatchness by Supersport99 January 11, 2006

Hatchmeister 

a big, dumb douchebag who fights random people on the boardwalk when no friends are around, then later exaggerates the story to friends.

*may cut knuckles with razor blades.

kid 1: yo this kid is being a hatchmeister right now
kid 2:bro i know, hes got fresh cuts on him knuckles 2 days after the "fight"

Hatchmeister by bigdick4real August 14, 2010

batten down the hatches 

Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.

Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.

Oh ohh, batten down the hatches, here comes the tax collector.

batten down the hatches by uvu November 19, 2007

Hatchmeister 

The only one one allowed to snipe on xbox live, has the potential to be a complete douche bag if anyone else is sniping.

me- yo im about to snipe
him- no only i can snipe you guys are fagggs
me- dude your being a hatchmeister

Hatchmeister by mike huntttt July 13, 2010

Wap hatches 

The access panels in maternity clothes that allow one to access boobs/“wap them out” for nursing.

The wap hatches on her top made it really easy to feed the baby.

Wap hatches by JB24Korvapuusti September 29, 2023

Henchness 

A measure of how crazily hench someone is both physicaly and mentally

George: That tatoo is pretty hench
Tom: Yeah well look at my tatoo it has ultimate henchness.
George:...sweet mercy !!!

Kyle:"Look at that guys bare Henchness"
Sam: "I wouldn't want to mess with him"

Henchness by The white wing ninja March 26, 2009

batten the hatches 

a) (original meaning) : among winter time lobster and crab fishermen in North America: on a vessel, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.

to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune, is a snow-brainer if you live in Canada or The northeastern United States

batten the hatches by Uncle Dimma March 7, 2015