Fecal Position 

Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.

Judd: How was your weekend?

Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.

Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.

Fecal Position by Placenta Bob February 19, 2010

fecal position 

The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.

Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.

fecal position by Elvo July 27, 2007

fecal position 

A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.

Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".

fecal position by rocketride August 14, 2008

fecal position 

what the squatty potty is all about

boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok

fecal position by muffmirkin May 23, 2019

fecal position 

1. Similar to the "fetal position," the posture that accompanies having to shit so bad that you cannot stand in an upright position.

2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit

After our date, Selena had to shit so bad she curled up on the floor in the "fecal position."

fecal position by kathydumper August 25, 2009

fecal position 

The act of defecating while mimicking the position assumed within the womb.

Patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he fucked your mom.

fecal position by Samir Patric June 11, 2006

Fecal Position 

The process of shiting on someone while they are taking a shit in the toilet. Or vice versa.

Man, me and that dirty hoe really messed up the bathroom, while we tried the Fecal Position!

Fecal Position by woodsman63 November 14, 2010