typewriter

an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways

Hey Karen! Look at this new typewriter i got! it even has automatic return!

typewriter by none January 15, 2004

typewriter

The act of pinning someone down and jamming your fingers into their collar bone, "typing", and then backhanding them to start a new line on the page. The processes is repeated as many times as desired.

"What happened to him?"
"Oh he just got typewritered."

typewriter by english.muffin July 31, 2012

Typewriter

An automatic weapon. most often used on somebody (usually a batty boy) who tries to test a rudeboy, badman or original Jamaican dondadda

gunshot-a-ring, typewriter sing

Typewriter by Cuzzin Itt Uv Da Swamp January 20, 2017

typewriter

The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously.

"Bob, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to have to typewriter you!"

typewriter by Sally Joe December 17, 2007

typewriter

the longest word that can be typed using only the top keys

typewriter- is that a COINCIDENCE?

typewriter by letusbeus December 6, 2006

typewriter

A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet.

Typical usage by a teenager:

www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com

Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.

typewriter by Joshua James October 12, 2006

Typewriter

any type of turtle who does favors for other turtles regardless of the other turtles gender or race/

Two turtles are taking a shower. One turtle drops the soap and asks the other turtle to pick up the soap. The other turtle retorts, "What do I look like, a TYPEWRITER!?!

Typewriter by Ras906 November 1, 2010