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Salt Dick 

Afrikaaner with one parent born in South Africa, the other in Britain. Hence the name, implying that they have one foot in South Africa, one in Britain, and their dick in the Atlantic.
Employee 1: "Hey man, know anything about that guy who took Stan's old job in marketing?"

Employee 2: "Ja, his mother was born here in Johannesburg, but his father moved here from Manchester to take an accounting position with a security firm. Salt Dick in the purest sense of the term."
Salt Dick by The Killer Grizzly September 24, 2013

sea salt dick 

When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.
Josiah: Did you swallow his cum?
Malia: I tired, but he had sea salt dick!
sea salt dick by Sea salt dick March 9, 2016

Dick On Salt (DOS) 

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.
-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

salt rimmed dick 

i’m not sure myself but where can i find a tippity dick pic rn i’ve been searching and can’t find, need it rnnnn
i want tippitys salt rimmed dick
salt rimmed dick by horny4tippity December 29, 2020

salt rimmed dick 

i’m not sure myself but where the fuck can i find a tippity dick pic i need it rnnnnnnnnnnnmn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tippity please post your salt rimmed dick please
salt rimmed dick by horny4tippity December 29, 2020

Salty Dick 

An ex-patriot European (usually British) now living overseas but maintaining dual citizenship. Unable to commit and with one foot on each continent his dick is left dangling in the sea.
John got his Canadian passport this week, but he's not giving up his British one - when will the Salty Dick make a commitment.

"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"
Salty Dick by QuidamUD April 22, 2009