Wallpaper 

A person who is so plain and uninteresting that they are as attention grabbing as wallpaper; Something invisible

-"That girl is so boring. I felt like I was going to pass out listening to her talk."
~"Yeah, She's such a wallpaper."

Wallpaper by justaquickfix February 7, 2010

Wallpaper 

It's paper. On the walls. Do you really need a definition for this?

My house has Mickey Mouse wallpaper. Got a problem wit' dat?

Wallpaper by Paul Newman February 7, 2004

Wallpaper 

When a guy orgasms while wearing pants. Results in the fabric being stuck to his leg.
Primarily occurs on dance floors or at strip clubs.

I spent $300 at the strip club and all I got was a nice wallpapering.

Wallpaper by Char Plassen May 1, 2011

Wallpaper 

A paper thin booger that clings to the inside of your nostril.

Timmy picked his nose today and tore down some wallpaper.

Wallpaper by Munpuppy June 25, 2008

Wallpaper 

When describing something or someone, if they are 'wallpaper' they not the art on the walls, they are more like the wall paper. You would not get interesting wallpaper, because you cant change it if you get sick of it, so you get something neutral, simple, uneventful.

I liked their first album, but the rest have been just wallpaper.

Wallpaper by RastusOxide January 16, 2014

wallpaper 

When you get a blow job and blow your load on the girls face then take her hair and push it into previously dropped load.

When I wallpapered that hoe, she had one hell of a time trting to peel her hair back!

wallpaper by Dirty 1 November 18, 2003

Wallpaper 

A girl that is so incredibly plain looking that she simply blends into the background.

"Dude, did you see that girl at Starbucks?"

"Nah bruh, she was like wallpaper."

Wallpaper by Marcus garvey January 7, 2015