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Decompression Sickness 

A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.
"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."

explosive decompression 

to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space
i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day

explosive decompression 

The result of eating too much spicy (or just plain bad) food. See also starfish drool.
An hour after eating at Taco Bell, I was locked in the bathroom, experiencing explosive decompression.

Explosive Decompression 

When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.
I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.

decompression 

To relax in hot tub after work.
I need to get some decompression in my spa.
decompression by Kuehlstein January 2, 2018

Decompression Nap 

When you wake up from a really deep sleep and have to take a nap before you can get up and start your day.

Similar to a deep sea diver stopping on the way up to decompress in order to avoid getting the bends.
"Sorry I'm two hours late to work. I needed a decompression nap this morning"
"I silenced my alarm clock and took a decompression nap"
Decompression Nap by Hobojoe1985 February 2, 2020