guaf

my budy ryan made out with a grandma
(she was 70) She was a guaf.

guaf by dick head September 18, 2004

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Guaf

A penis which is shaped like a pear.

He's 8 inches, but he's got a guaf.

Guaf by whereyomanat? September 3, 2010

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1a: go for it
1b:thing/noun
1c: powering through

1a: you can do it! guafauw!
1b: hand me that guafauw
1c: im guafauwing through this

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A filler word which can mean something inappropriate or to go crazy. Can also be spelled Gwafibabib

Boyfriend, ‘I’m going to guafibabib on you’.

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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