lucas: sorry man i have to drop you off here.
me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...
lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.
me: thats moleshit. youre going to
starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.
lucas: no man seriously
my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have
chlamydia.
george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.