Shockle 

To engage in something grandiose as not to cause celebration more than shock. Intentional underachievement.

Alicia just received her Ph.D. in neuroscience and just got a job at the gas station. She's in it for the shockles.

Shockle by Dr. Aijalon July 27, 2010

shockley 

hideous, repulsive, repugnant, insane

She had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.

shockley by Reknown February 11, 2014

modified ray-ray shocker 

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

modified ray-ray shocker by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

shaolin shackles 

Unintentionally getting your pubic hair caught, snagged or stuck in a zipper while zipping up your pants or shorts.

The hippy chick that never shaves or grooms herself has the shaolin shackles and now needs a pair of scissors to free her pubic hair from the shorts she is wearing.

shaolin shackles by Reno/flex March 21, 2015

New chains , same shackles 

New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".

New chains , same shackles (song by $uicideboy$)

New chains , same shackles by Pseudonymuz July 4, 2020

W&J Shocker 

Five in the brown and one reach-around; a festive and fun sex act at Washington and Jefferson College in Pennsylvania.

Me: My nephew is going to college at W&J!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!

W&J Shocker by Ghostaxe March 22, 2019

Hymen's Shocker 

Adding the horizontal movement of the thumb on the clitoris while performing the shocker.

Bro, I gave my girl the Hymen's shocker the other day and she loved it!

Hymen's Shocker by Callmedoctor March 19, 2013