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The act of stretching the urethral opening of the penis out so much that you can fit another penis (or various large objects) inside.
Friend 1: “Hey bro, do you want to have a wilting session later?”
Friend 2: “Sure dude! We can wilt so hard!”
Wilting by BananaTurtle April 22, 2024

Wilting Point

The time you just HAVE to go and take a pis, after delaying it for a long time because you were doing something important.

At the wilting point its easy to get injured since you run fast towards the toilet with your hands on your crotch and your eyes at the floor. Many people at the wilting point have broken a toe as they hit an oven or something on their way to the toilet
"this movie is damn good, but I really have to pis...but I can't go now or I'll miss the cool scene"

*15 minutes later*

"SHIT! WILTING POINT! *run*"


"ouch"

wilting flower 

describes you're personality.

you're personality used to be alive and blooming, but now is dead and wilting.
Gosh, Jaime reminds me of a wilting flower.
wilting flower by linden31 April 6, 2008

Wilting Lilly 

This term is used to describe a man who is utterly overwhelmed by insignificant circumstances and who often proclaimes his discomfort loudly and expects others to sympathize with his circumstances.
Jenny: Hey Alice I haven't seen your husband today. Is he alright?

Alice: he's fine he just drank too much last night and he's really hungover. He's been in bed all day and I have to wait on him hand and foot.

Jenny: Wow, he's such a wilting Lilly.

Fred: hey Bill would you like to go fishing today?

Bill: no Fred there's a 10% chance of rain today and I don't want to risk getting pneumonia.

Fred: Geez Bill aren't you the wilting Lily.

See also:
Pussy
Pansy
Buttercup
Millennial

lord willing

Typically spoken by Christians, this means that it will happen if it is in God's plan. If God wants it to happen, it will happen. It ultimately shows that the person saying it trusts God to have control.
Lord willing, we are going to Alaska next month.

grid willing 

grid willing- idiom questioning the stability of the Texas energy grid
Grid willing, we'll still have power when it freezes

This cold front coming to Texas isn't as bad as last time. We'll be OK, grid willing

If Ted Cruz goes to Cancun again, grid willing the movie on his flight will be Y Tu Mama Tambien, Zootopia, or Brokeback Mountain
grid willing by PajamaSutra December 21, 2022