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A sarcastic expression used most often in answer to an inquiry or question to signal that you won't even dignify the question with a real answer.

Yeah, right.

Good one!
Caleb: "Hey, Jack, you good to hang this weekend? Or you gonna be busy working on your flower beds still?
Jack: "TONS, pal."
TONS by Trevor Homehead November 1, 2019
A FAT ASS such a large piece of shit that cant fit through dorways
tons by SHORTY May 22, 2003
The infinite quantity of love one can have and/or express for another.
"I thought you said you couldn't measure love.".."You can in tons.".."BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fucking hell Dane, I love you tons!"
tons by giggitty goooo March 21, 2007
A girl who’s genarally a nice person, hardly gets into drama with anyone. Funny afff, falls in love way too easily and is a true friend. Too affectionate, touches your shoulder if she’s not that close to you, gives you a kiss if she is. Physically attractive too.
I think I like Tons. She’s so nice
Tons by Dreamcatcher9 August 16, 2018
That girl’s so hot, I wanna lick her tons so bad
Tons by Gas_log February 13, 2021
Short for Washingtons; one dollar bills. A term used to belittle someone's wealth or income.
You're not rich. You be making them 'tons!
'Tons by Koolgetlaid May 21, 2017