The Surfside 7 describes the female population inhabiting the bar of the same name in Fort Collins, CO. Well known for its pizza, pervading urine smell and hideous girls, Surfside 7 is the bar of choice for angry lesbians, twiggy hipsters and aging punk rockers.
The Surfside 7 refers to the 1-10 attractiveness numbering system (where 1 = there-is-no-god ugliness and 10 = boner-inspiring perfect beauty), and can be summed up by the phrase, "Anywhere else she's a 4, but at Surfside, she's a 7."
The "7" can be replaced by other numbers as appropriate. For example, a decent looking girl (7 in daily life) would be a Surfside 10.
1. n. Mecca for the old or elderly; 2. n. place where wannabe surfers come together and ride the not-really waves; 3. n. one of many beaches along the East Coast overrun by tourists.
Don and Susan love to travel to Surfside Beach for their yearly vacations. They also like to piss off other drivers by driving slow, being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and not knowing where they're going.
Dreads always gets high during the summer in Surfside Beach with the expectation that the waves will be "killer." Unfortunately for him, they never are.
Ike and Ina love to take their 5 unruly kids with them on the treks across the country from their home in California to the already crowded shores of Surfside Beach!