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Someone who either A) does something to piss you off or B) does something stupid. Synonomous with jackass, loser, dumbass, idiot, bitch, jerk, etc.
Gah Mary! Why'd you have to kick all my shit over? You assface!!!
Assface by Ebe1 February 27, 2008
An individual who just happens to be in the unique position of having his face look identical to his ass. In most cases, the face takes on the role of the ass and vice-versa. So, it is not uncommon for an assface to have bad breath and to talk a lot of shit.
He's such an assface - have you heard the shit that comes out of his mouth?
Assface by DrDeadpan September 8, 2009
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assface by haha bitch June 9, 2016
(1) A person who, out of lack of intelligence or ignorance is making a fool out of him or her self, (2) Drop-dead ugly
"Straighten up, assface, people are watching."
"Holy Shit -- that guy has an assface."
Assface by M. A. Melton June 1, 2006
noun - a person whose behavior is so completely and utterly atrocious that the only explanation is that the person has an ass for a face and as such must live up (or down as it were) to the face.
Those insane extremists who blame disastrous, natural phenomena on God punishing, the gay community, the historical slave owners, and the all encompassing "sinners". Those people? Assfaces.
assface by Soobee July 18, 2008
a term used to insult an individual who's facial features are equivalent in attractiveness to an ass.
"Man Jamie, you are such an assface."

"That guy is such an assface."
assface by jackcansingcsharp April 28, 2009