Mobesity

a person who is more obese than normal obesity rate. Normally having the look of a giant whale in appearance. The leading cause of mobesity is excessive eating and drinking of cake batter. As the famous saying goes "Mo-besity.... Mo problems."

When i discovered Tiffany was drinking cake batter out of the pan, I realized it was because of her mobesity.

Mobesity by King Fezzi March 24, 2017

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Mobesity

obesemomjustfat

My girlfriend ate so mush last night. My mom asked if she was pregnant, i think she has mobesity!

Mobesity by CronusMakesMemes June 13, 2018

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Mobesity • mobesity scooter • Morbesity • Moybesity

mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.

Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter

mobesity scooter by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022

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Moybesity

noun

A rare medical disorder involving all digested foods going to ones penis, resulting in lanky figure

"Damn that skinny ass nigga has Moybesity"

Moybesity by SuperDickBlackUwUmeow January 20, 2020

Morbesity

Two men having sexual intercourse in lard.

Dude that new morbesity porno was off the chizzane.

Morbesity by Jamie Hernendez & Britany Andrews October 27, 2006

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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