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It insists upon itself 

Something most think is profound but in reality is pretentious and ostentatious.
Lois loved The Godfather, but Peter knew that it insists upon itself. He liked the Money Pit.
It insists upon itself by Ole Gil September 22, 2007

It'll work itself out

The phrase you say when you have no solution to solve the problem, so you believe that it will resolve itself without any work on your part.
Person One: Did you remember to do your homework for Trig?
Person Two: No, but it'll work itself out.
It'll work itself out by Jimmy S January 10, 2004

it aint gonna suck itself 

quit bullshittin and give me a blowjob
Frosty and Dianna are laying in bed naked. Frosty looks over and tells Dianna "hey it aint gonna suck itself".

shit itself

Australian, colloq broke down in a major way; beyond repair.
Me bloody car just shit itself mate.
shit itself by herbie August 31, 2004

the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself 

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.
Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

Trash taking itself out 

Sometimes, a really shit human being will do the public service of identifying themselves and voluntarily removing themselves from the situation. This is the trash taking itself out.
After Buffalo police knocked down and left a 77 year old protester bleeding in the street, 2 of them were disciplined, and 57 of the Buffalo police resigned from the task force in protest. It's like the trash taking itself out.