lactosing 

When your dick squirts from out of your body and the girl starts spraying semen from her breasts

During the hardcore sex, the couple started lactosing

lactosing by Me_123456 May 15, 2018

lactomangulator 

One who opens a milk carton from the wrong side and tears up the entire top.

The lactomangulator left the scene of the crime with his straw sticking out of the top of the carton.

lactomangulator by Rutager December 30, 2005

Lactating Savage 

A term used to describe a pregnant woman as she first encounters the wave of new hormones.

At first we didn't know what was wrong with Linda, but we soon found out she was a Lactating Savage.

Lactating Savage by Viking Guy May 15, 2007

Lactating Cow 

one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.

Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and....
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.

Lactating Cow by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 27, 2008

laptoping

The action of using a laptop.
This word was invented by some bored individual.

person 1:What are you up to?
person 2:I'm just laptoping

laptoping by Achmed Brahemavich October 27, 2010

lactating male 

A touchy-feely guy who cries at the drop of a hat and who loves rom-coms.

That poor, pussy-whipped fucker is a lactating male for sure.

lactating male by Dr Bunnygirl February 14, 2019

Lactating wombat

Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.

"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"

Lactating wombat by Control-room Bloke April 2, 2010