1. A drip-drop enema to rehydrate while being serviced with a blow job.
2. A method of expediated hydration that focuses on keeping fluids flowing reverse from the rectum through the tip of the penile shaft to reduce heat and let the body naturally cool major organs.
3. Unconventional 68W advanced medical procedure to use with foreign partners in hot climates.
Guy: "Damn, Carl is a hot mess! I literally don't think he is going to make it thru this heat, if only there was something to save him..."
Doc: "Don't worry - I got this - just grab that autoblow and IV and help me setup the rectal dripdome drop and he'll be good to go by closing formation"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.