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Loltraktor 

Originated from the MMOG World of Tanks. Making fun of the Tier1 tank Leichttraktor and the funny youtube videos about it.
Its a funny looking tank which is pretty weak in all respect, infamous for being included in higher Tier games by the game's (somewhat) imbalanced matchmaking system.
- The Loltraktor can destroy the world by just being angry.

- Chuck Norris was once the Loltraktor's Gunner.
- The Loltraktor always has his AP bullets ready, so whenever he sees someone interesting he hits it and hopes for a penetration.
- The Loltraktor is so fast that, when we see it moving 10 meters, Loltraktor actually took 10 rounds around the planet
- The Loltraktor is a combination of two things: a farming tool and a laughing nerd.
- The Loltraktor is never defeated. He just decides that you won't be pwned today.
- If you hit F1, your pc will come to help you. If you yell "Lol" at midnight three times, the Loltraktor will come to help you.
- With five elements you can summon Captain Planet. With five puns you can summon the Loltraktor.
Related Words

lollaraptor 

Yet another word derived by combining the abbreviation for 'Laughing out Loud,' lol, with another word that has an 'a' sound somewhere in it (by appending that word from the 'a' sound on to the end of the 'lol'). There is little difference in meaning amongst such words, but lollaraptor is definitely the funniest, as its namesake, the velociraptor, has such gay, gimpy little arms.
<Dr.Ichinose> Wtf did you see that newb out there trying to rail jump? lollacopter. Dude should just hang it up.

<Shivers> I told him it kicks so he should use it for 'mini' jumps ahahah lollaraptor

<all> Aahahahah lollaraptor is so much funnier than lollacopter! Because of the gay, gimpy little arms!
lollaraptor by Tehaxer October 10, 2006

Loltractor 

Something so funny that a helicopter just does not cut it, it needs the power of a TRACTOR. Lol tractor originated on the 5th of December 2006 by LUKE D!!
Person 1: Man i went out with suzie last night and crapped my pants
Person 2: Really Wat happened?
Person 1: She slapped me in the face and farted on my dinner
Person 2: Loltractor!!1!!!
Loltractor by Lukuss D December 7, 2006

Lolagator 

An alligator living in the Everglades that scoffs your fail and gives you bad diarrhea upon consumption.
1st person: "Dude, me and a buddy set four mines in a row in COD:WoW. This guy with a colt runs through all four of them and kills both of us!"

2nd person: "The Lolagator scoffs your fail."
Lolagator by TheLolagator April 30, 2009

Loltractor 

Used in expression when something is very funny but just laughing doesn't quite cut it. Similar to Roflcopter.

A.K.A. That word I thought I made up but only to find that someone else beat me to it.
"Dude, Thom just failed his exam!"
"Loltractor!!1!!11one"
"Whoa, that word's sick, I've never heard it before!"
"I know, I just made it up!"
"Oh, wait, it's already on Urban Dictionary."
"DAMNIT!"
Loltractor by Lucas C February 19, 2008

lilraptor 

a way to express that some one in your tom clancy's rainbow six siege has a low IQ
that dude who tried to spawn peak such a lilraptor
lilraptor by yhe the March 8, 2021