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holstered 

When an incarcerated person conceals contraband in a bodily orifice, the item is said to be "holstered".
We did a body cavity search and found that he had a shiv holstered.
holstered by Scrumbag December 22, 2008

Holstered too quickly 

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling
Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"

holster sniffer 

Police groupie. Prefers to date only cops. One who surrounds themselves by cops.
That Lisa, she is a real holster sniffer!
holster sniffer by Pipsi July 28, 2008

Holster Whore 

Women who sleep with law enforcement officers, but would never have done so had they not been a cop. Holster whores will often work their way through entire police departments, sometimes even as large as a Sheriff's department.

Holster whores are sometimes themselves law enforcement officers, or dispatchers / clerical workers at police departments. Their close proximity to cops will eventually wear down their inhibitions until all they see is a badge, gun, and the ability to beat people up and not get in trouble.
Look at her, she sleeps with every cop in town... what a holster whore.

Oh, her... good luck. She only bangs cops, what a holster whore.

Every cop in town likes that dispatcher, but there's a reason... shes a holster whore.
Holster Whore by Loofapalooza October 7, 2009

Inside Holster 

Place for transgender woman to put his/her junk before surgery.
I can’t wait to go clubbing tonight.....have to wear my inside holster to keep the twig & berries in place.
Inside Holster by Jonny Boi August 25, 2020

Holster throat 

To use another persons mouth as a holster with your dick
I need to conceal my 380 snub dick in your holster throat!