Spanglush

The double-botched "language" that annoying Americans will be attempting to utter once they are about 5 tequila shots in to their Cinco de Mayo celebration at the local Mexican restaurant.

drunk American dude (DAG): scuuuuse me! Hey. Hey...Hey-o! You there! The El Waiter-o!!

ENTER WAITER-O

Waiter-o: Yes, may I help you, Senor?

DAG: Wait, who er you, again? Oh yeah! El waiter-o! (voice gets even louder to emphasize his need to communicate) Ineeeed-o a shot-o of te-kill-ya, and nuther' one uh those Dos exes.

Waiter-o: lo siento, senor. No hablo Spanglush.

Spanglush by jules0505 May 5, 2010

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Spanguish

(Speyn-gwish)

-Noun.
1. The feeling of disappointment, particularly following initial contentment or satisfaction, upon learning that a movie one loves is being shown on television, but has been dubbed in Spanish.

-Verb
1. The act of inflicting spanguish or suffering from spanguish.

Origin: Florida, 2010. From Spanish, (España) + German (angst) or English (anguish). Alt. spelling, "Spainguish"

n. I was excited to find Rocky IV on television, but my elation gave way to bitter spanguish when I realized it was being shown in Spanish.

v. Jimmy was spanguished to learn Die Hard was in Spanish and nothing else was on.

Spanguish by Dr Joe Smith November 21, 2010

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Spanglush • Spanglish • Spanglesh • Spanglishize • Spanglish Lover • SPANGLISH MAN • Spanglishnese • hollywood spanglish • spangles • Slanglish

Spamglish

The broken English a scammer often uses. It can be found in the emails of spammers and dating profiles of romance scams.

Spamglish often has uncapitalized words and extra spaces around punctuation.

I could tell the profile was fake because they spamglish was so bad. It started out "i am serious and god loving looking to start family with ."

Spamglish by Wordiculous May 25, 2022

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Spanglishnese

V. Spang-lish-knees a combination between Spanish, English, and Vietnamese

My friend's mother's asian song is weird. It starts off with "Uno-dos-three!" Then, the song continues in Vietnamese. Wow. That song must be Spanglishnese.

Spanglishnese by Panduh SJ October 18, 2009