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Spanglush 

The double-botched "language" that annoying Americans will be attempting to utter once they are about 5 tequila shots in to their Cinco de Mayo celebration at the local Mexican restaurant.
drunk American dude (DAG): scuuuuse me! Hey. Hey...Hey-o! You there! The El Waiter-o!!

ENTER WAITER-O

Waiter-o: Yes, may I help you, Senor?

DAG: Wait, who er you, again? Oh yeah! El waiter-o! (voice gets even louder to emphasize his need to communicate) Ineeeed-o a shot-o of te-kill-ya, and nuther' one uh those Dos exes.

Waiter-o: lo siento, senor. No hablo Spanglush.
Spanglush by jules0505 May 5, 2010
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Spanguish 

(Speyn-gwish)

-Noun.
1. The feeling of disappointment, particularly following initial contentment or satisfaction, upon learning that a movie one loves is being shown on television, but has been dubbed in Spanish.

-Verb
1. The act of inflicting spanguish or suffering from spanguish.

Origin: Florida, 2010. From Spanish, (España) + German (angst) or English (anguish). Alt. spelling, "Spainguish"
n. I was excited to find Rocky IV on television, but my elation gave way to bitter spanguish when I realized it was being shown in Spanish.

v. Jimmy was spanguished to learn Die Hard was in Spanish and nothing else was on.
Spanguish by Dr Joe Smith November 21, 2010

Spamglish 

The broken English a scammer often uses. It can be found in the emails of spammers and dating profiles of romance scams.

Spamglish often has uncapitalized words and extra spaces around punctuation.
I could tell the profile was fake because they spamglish was so bad. It started out "i am serious and god loving looking to start family with ."
Spamglish by Wordiculous May 25, 2022

Spanglishnese 

V. Spang-lish-knees a combination between Spanish, English, and Vietnamese
My friend's mother's asian song is weird. It starts off with "Uno-dos-three!" Then, the song continues in Vietnamese. Wow. That song must be Spanglishnese.
Spanglishnese by Panduh SJ October 18, 2009

SPANGLISH MAN 

A names for a man who speaks English and Spanish and is usually a nonce
Paul Fowler is a Spanglish man and a Nonce
SPANGLISH MAN by Bagadenio November 9, 2018

Spanglish 

Does your mom speak English?
Nah dude,she speaks Spanglish
Spanglish by Minagustd March 12, 2019

Spanglish 

Urban American language. Not quite English, Not quite Spanish
Que pasa me homey? Mes Amigos and me are gonna kick the frijoles out of jou if jou don shutcho taco hole. Comprende?
Spanglish by Albert February 22, 2007
Word of the Day on May 5, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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