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Spanglush 

The double-botched "language" that annoying Americans will be attempting to utter once they are about 5 tequila shots in to their Cinco de Mayo celebration at the local Mexican restaurant.
drunk American dude (DAG): scuuuuse me! Hey. Hey...Hey-o! You there! The El Waiter-o!!

ENTER WAITER-O

Waiter-o: Yes, may I help you, Senor?

DAG: Wait, who er you, again? Oh yeah! El waiter-o! (voice gets even louder to emphasize his need to communicate) Ineeeed-o a shot-o of te-kill-ya, and nuther' one uh those Dos exes.

Waiter-o: lo siento, senor. No hablo Spanglush.
Spanglush by jules0505 May 5, 2010
Words you can keep

Spanguish 

(Speyn-gwish)

-Noun.
1. The feeling of disappointment, particularly following initial contentment or satisfaction, upon learning that a movie one loves is being shown on television, but has been dubbed in Spanish.

-Verb
1. The act of inflicting spanguish or suffering from spanguish.

Origin: Florida, 2010. From Spanish, (España) + German (angst) or English (anguish). Alt. spelling, "Spainguish"
n. I was excited to find Rocky IV on television, but my elation gave way to bitter spanguish when I realized it was being shown in Spanish.

v. Jimmy was spanguished to learn Die Hard was in Spanish and nothing else was on.
Spanguish by Dr Joe Smith November 21, 2010

Spamglish 

The broken English a scammer often uses. It can be found in the emails of spammers and dating profiles of romance scams.

Spamglish often has uncapitalized words and extra spaces around punctuation.
I could tell the profile was fake because they spamglish was so bad. It started out "i am serious and god loving looking to start family with ."
Spamglish by Wordiculous May 25, 2022

Spanglishnese 

V. Spang-lish-knees a combination between Spanish, English, and Vietnamese
My friend's mother's asian song is weird. It starts off with "Uno-dos-three!" Then, the song continues in Vietnamese. Wow. That song must be Spanglishnese.
Spanglishnese by Panduh SJ October 18, 2009

SPANGLISH MAN 

A names for a man who speaks English and Spanish and is usually a nonce
Paul Fowler is a Spanglish man and a Nonce
SPANGLISH MAN by Bagadenio November 9, 2018

Spanglish 

Does your mom speak English?
Nah dude,she speaks Spanglish
Spanglish by Minagustd March 12, 2019

Spanglish 

Urban American language. Not quite English, Not quite Spanish
Que pasa me homey? Mes Amigos and me are gonna kick the frijoles out of jou if jou don shutcho taco hole. Comprende?
Spanglish by Albert February 22, 2007
Word of the Day on May 5, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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