Turco 

A hypocritical, conservative. Claims he is centrist but instills his right wing views into his students. Also claims to be tracked by the CIA

Dude you are acting so Turco

Turco by Bobford March 26, 2007

Turco 

A young beautiful woman who when i look at i feel like nothing else matters in the world. The girl that means the most to me in this entire world. A girl i consider not only my girlfriend but a person who knows me better than anyone else in this world. The girl who i am so deeply in love with. The girl that makes me want to wake up every morning. The girl that's worth doing anything and everything to get back.
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JB: yo Matt what happened to Turco
Matt: i fucked up dude i am an idiot but I'm willing to do anything to make it up to her and call her mine again.

Turco by mw92 April 26, 2010

turco 

a old ugly hag which leaves his wifey whenever she needs him, he has a tic tac size non existent d!ck, a flop !!

see that person? with no job or a hobby and without a d!ck, that's turco

turco by turcotaco April 16, 2021

turco 

a fine ass man.

x1- have you seen Turco?

x2- yeah he's fine as fuck, my girlfriend is in love with him

turco by turcoisahottie April 26, 2021

Turco'd 

To steal someone's joke moments after they tell it, because their delivery of said joke was not successful,

You proceed to re-tell the joke with better delivery, receiving full credit and are showered in laughter.

Dude, you Turco'd me again!

Turco'd by MillyPipps October 17, 2018

Turco- Deluxe 

When you’re having a good time and you want to share that feeling to someone lucky.

Justin met a nice girl, he’ll give her Turco- Deluxe

Turco- Deluxe by JustinDonut December 1, 2021

Bombón Turco 

Also known as "Turkish Bombon". Essentially is the act of expelling a plug made of one's solidified poop, followed by a shitstream of diarrhea.
Usually formed after consuming curried rice, followed by some spicy/laxative food.

Lukas: Naahh, guys, you won't believe this. I just excreted the fattest, most disgusting Bombón Turco of all time! Come here, quickly!

Bombón Turco by The Brush Goblin April 2, 2023