dickpression 

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

dickpression by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

Dickpression 

Not having dick in your life.

Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression

Dickpression by Imtotallyfetchh November 2, 2017

dickpression 

When the ration of women to men is 2/3 and you haven't had sex in a real long time. Its basically the dust bowl for dicks, hard to find and lacking in variety.

I haven't had sex in so long and there are seriously no guys around, its the god damn dickpression.

dickpression by yourkneedhasarrived November 8, 2016

dickpression 

the state of being dickpressed due to lack of dick in ones life or shrimpy dick

This bitch has dickpression because her fuck buddy has a chode.

dickpression by enslavedimmigrant7 September 27, 2017

dickpression 

When the dick ain't shit and it got you feeling hella depressed

depression small dick sad unsatisfied one night stand tiny dick syndrome blue bean TDS

Zach's dick was so small it put Jazmine into a dickpression

dickpression by JazMar October 5, 2016

Dickpression 

The one or two moments in your life when your dick won't stiffen or curl up during those important times when you REALLY NEED TO!!!!!

Dickpression : William: common bud Roxy's in the bed waiting for me she got on that g-string you love I need you to prop up

Dickpression by Kfcsucks June 3, 2018

Dickpression 

Episode of depression spurring from a sexual malfunction or accident related to a man’s penis.

My boyfriend couldn’t get it up last night and now he’s moping around with severe dickpression.

Dickpression by GTSCart March 1, 2023