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goochess 

a gooch that is old crusty, hairy, sweaty, soggy, smelly, chunky,and has never seen the light of day it only comes out at night.
i dont want a goochess when i am older
goochess by poowaker69 May 25, 2007

Goochstache 

i have a goochstache
Goochstache by Homie Mamedis February 18, 2005

Poochfest 

Having a huge orgy with a group of male dogs.
We totally had a wicked poochfest on sunday!
Poochfest by Burningred June 16, 2005
A large gathering of bogans in the middle of the night in a suburban area. They participate in goon activities and plenty of goon consumption.
Goons: “GOOOOONFEST! GOOOOONFEST!”
Mum: “What is that racket? It’s 2 in the morning!”
Jimmy: “Sounds like someone’s having a goonfest, mum. Bloody bogans!
Goonfest by numbaonegoon August 19, 2018

GoochSticker 

A little piece of dry dookie matter that sticks to the roof of your gooch.
"Man, this GoochSticker is giving me a rash."
GoochSticker by NO1R April 4, 2022

goochstrap 

Male Underwear. The fabric holding up the gooch.
Pull up your Goochstrap boys and get to business.
goochstrap by awetexplosion December 6, 2010