Chokin' 

An ironic term used to convey one's desperation for a cigarette, but has since became a general term to convey ones desperation for just about anything.

Here mate, d'you want to tap us a fag, am pure chokin' man

Been stayin' in this shit-hole for weeks like a recluse... Chokin' for a decent night out like

Look how short that skirt is mate, She's well Chokin' for it

Chokin' by Bazmundo Criteria April 1, 2011

Chokin 

After snorting or smoking coke or crack the drips in the back of your throught can make your throat feel swollen and you start chokin.

Rolling down the highway smoking coke on foilies and I started chokin, couldn't breath, got a nigger exhausted.

Chokin by Jeffery [hugs] December 9, 2008

chokin 

plethora; abundant; a lot!

Man, there was CHOKIN people there! The place was packed!

chokin by RooK-E-Z October 11, 2007

Chokin the chicken 

To choke the chicken means to masturbate.

Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!

Chokin the chicken by Dennis Tran September 23, 2005

chokin the hogan

The act of tightly gripping your balls with one hand - vigorously pulling them downward - then using your other hand to pull your dong (aka lil hulkster) upward, all whilst spoutin some mad WWE talk like you was challengin Ric Flair to a smackdown. For maximum reaction, perform this move in large open public places such as malls, coffee shops and/ or local parks.

Felicia: "OMG, I am beyond embarrassment"

Stacy: "why?"

Felicia: "David was out all last night at the roller rink chokin the hogan, that alone would not have been so bad but he had just shaved a Nike swoosh and a TW symbol in his nut hairs."

Stacy: "crazy asshole"

chokin the hogan by cornfritter October 26, 2010

Chokin' The Porpoise 

When a girl gives a guy with a short stubby dick a handjob.

I was getting action from my girlfriend last night and she wanted to stop jerkin' my dick, but i was like "No bitch, keep Chokin' The Porpoise."

Chokin' The Porpoise by Vantality Akenfa April 9, 2010

Chokin’ Rope 

Swallowing a hot, rope load of cum.

Rachel is the best at chokin’ rope. She doesn’t miss a drop. Such a good girl.

Chokin’ Rope by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018