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gold on a roll 

Fake gold or something that is a cheap kind of metal like steel or tin that is only plated with gold. Some people will try to pass off items made with this material as being real gold.
Person 1: "Yo man what you need?"

Person 2: "Yo, ah man I need something man. I need a 20 man."

Person 1: "Well what you got man?"

Person 2: "I got this gold chain man."

Person 1: "This shit looks like that gold on a roll shit from the swap meet!"

Person 2: "It's real man."

Person 1: "This shit ain't real. You'd better get the fuck out of here and come back with some money."

Person 2: "Come on man, be cool man."

Opening Dialogue From The Song "Dopeman" By N.W.A.
gold on a roll by IceWarm October 18, 2004

Gold on gold Lex 

That dude drives a gold on gold Lex...what a DBAG!!
Gold on gold Lex by MemphisMax July 28, 2012

Choking on gold

In an instance of embroiled internecine conflict between rappers, a.k.a beef, the idiom "Choking on gold" refers to the inability of a given party to reprise an ad hominid attack due to the terms of a private concession. The concession, usually initiated through some form of bribery or intimidation, is knowingly accepted at the cost of making the silenced party appear less real.
Mac Miller was choking on gold shortly after the release of Drake's new EP.

slicker than cum on a gold tooth 

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

Sitting on a gold mine 

A female with nice ass, kinda like "skills to pay the bills ". She can make money with that booty!
Dog, that female got nice ass! She can work the pole or the stroll! She sitting on a gold mine!!
Sitting on a gold mine by Dr Dre' November 21, 2016

Run on Pirate Gold 

A store which appears to have no, or almost no customers, but stays open despite this apparent oxymoron.
I've never seen any customers in that store, but it's been open for the last ten years. It must run on pirate gold!
Run on Pirate Gold by Clowpie August 17, 2014