The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.
You goinched him pretty hard last night, he can't even walk right now!
To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often casethe situation is out of the victim's control.
Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.
The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.
That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.
My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.
After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.
Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.
He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.