Blotch 

Blotch is thicc fluffin cat with the fattest booty cheeks u have ever seen and gets punished by the 2 inch every single morning and has a stretched asshole because of the 2 inch and now lives on the street with a failed pornstar.

The failed fluffed blotch until he bled.

Blotch by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

blotch 

Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)

Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."

blotch by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

Blotch 

A combination of blood and crotch equals BLOTCH!
Typically utilized in online FPS shooters to bloody ones crotch by repeatedly shooting their crotch until it bleeds.

OMG! Did you see Amy's pants, it had one hell of a nasty blotch stain!
After little Timmy beat him down, he followed it up with a humiliating blotch!

Blotch by Swap-Meet-Louie July 20, 2009

Blotch 

Prominent discoloration on the glans of the penis. Often occurs due to sunburn, skin cancer, lipstick or a sexually transmitted disease.

Doctor: "Gus, that blotch on your penis is due to a bad case of herpes. Rub this ointment in, and you will feel better".

Blotch by Googles September 18, 2004

blotch 

Someone with blond pubic hair

EXAMPLE- Paris Hilton is a stinky hoe blotch!

blotch by CLANK106 March 9, 2010

blotch 

A name given to a group of women known to gossip. Coined when a user from the Facebook group "Gossip at Home" typed bitches and it was autocorrected to "blotches."

Hey blotches! Its wine thirty.

That's my blotches! I love my blotches.

blotch by blotch23 July 19, 2016

Blotch Grenade

A fat ugly bitch who blows at life.

a blotch grenade is a Fat girl (BIG)

Blotch Grenade by aperson36 July 29, 2010