Soonered

Soo·nered

/ˈso͞onərd/

Verb

To be rendered ineffective; deprived of vigor or force; lacking motivation or synchronization; the act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game; worse than clemsoning.

"Baylor really soonered the game in their loss to unranked West Virginia."

Soonered by CUTigerrrr December 30, 2014

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Stonered

The act of exceeding the 1 hit and quit it limit!

Jason and Nikki laughed because they stonered more than they have ever stoned when being stoner!

Stonered by DamnGurl77 May 11, 2018

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Soonered • Stonered • spoonered

Stonered

When you’re so distracted that you forget about the food that you’ve been cooking and burn the living shit out of it

Oh Shit Dude, I stonered the fries!

Stonered by RedHotChimp March 8, 2020

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Stonered

The act of exceeding the 1 hit and quit it.

Jason and Nikki laughed because they was stonered more than they ever stoner than they have ever stonered before .

Stonered by DamnGurl77 March 16, 2018

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spoonered

When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly

Kirsty was pretty spoonered when she decided to spit in the jelly

spoonered by george March 31, 2003

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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