An individual or an action that simultaneously exhibits the characteristics of both a douche bag and an asshole resulting in the sore feeling following a proctologic exam.

Do you think if I paid that chick $50 she would prockhole me.

Then he had the balls to ask me if it was going to be free; can you believe that prockhole.

Prockhole by MainMan1917 November 12, 2010

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prochoose

v. remain the same in the number or amount of something

Friend: Hey! I heard that your favorite university is going to have a lot of applications this year, right? That may be really competitive for you!

Me: No, the number of applications prochooses this year, so no competition here, you read some bullshit I guess.

prochoose by ybnzl July 1, 2022

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prochnost

You came here from the arrow

The man is prochnost.

prochnost by Buckbuck450 January 3, 2023

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Procko

An absolute lover who will never make anything of his life and is a complete waste of skin

Ronnie turned up for work again and was useless as usual what a Procko

Procko by Jexma July 9, 2025

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