schlitz shits 

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.

Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.

schlitz shits by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008

Schlitz shits 

When you drink a 4-pack of schlitz and leave mud on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Nikolas is immune to the Schlitz shits cause he's a drunk.

Schlitz shits by Tiburon305 February 10, 2010

Schlitz Schlong 

Fungus that develops on the penis after having deviant anal intercourse with a partner who has contracted Sarnac. Often the penis will become rotten and ooze puss. May lead to Benoit

"I shouldn't have had butt sex with that whore because her Sarnac gave me Schlitz Schlong."

Schlitz Schlong by Goob, Cole, & Galoot August 4, 2007

Schlitz fer Sharten 

A synonym for flea markets

Schlitz means slash or “long cut” but also has reference to cheap beer.

Sharten slang for “shit”

So the term means “Shit for shit”

A shitty hole in the wall flea market filled with shit.

I’d love to go to the park but I got to go with my grandma to the Schlitz fer Sharten today

Schlitz fer Sharten by hotwheels04 October 27, 2023

Beer schlitz

The uncontrollable diarrhea one gets from consuming large amounts of schlitz beer

Dude, don't go in the bathroom for awhile. I had the massive beer schlitz.

Beer schlitz by Milwaukeelover January 16, 2011

schlitz-faced 

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

schlitz-faced by Anomaly July 8, 2005

schlitz

(n) a fine affordable beverage, not found at dinner parties, will get you trashed for $3

yo homes, pass the schlitz

schlitz by kno'it al September 11, 2003