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Rodney Rude
An Aussie legend and comedian icon known for making his audience piss themselves laughing. Takes the piss out of anything including McDonalds, Pizza Hut (they can go and get fucked!), poofters, faggots, Elton John, Freddie Mercury, policemen, Poms, Indians, Irish, Italians and other geezers.
Best known for his merciless tearing apart of stupid hecklers, his famous laugh 'heeee-heeeeeee'. And "I HATE THAT".
Best known for his merciless tearing apart of stupid hecklers, his famous laugh 'heeee-heeeeeee'. And "I HATE THAT".
GET RUDE ON!!! Rude: "Yeah, yeah, you can laugh....I'm the one that gets all the roots around here boy. The difference between a 12 inch cock and an onion..nothing. They both bring tears to your eyes.
Rude: "It's time for another poofter joke!"
Pommy Heckler: "you rule the world.."
Rodney Rude: "Yeah I know that fuck-face. I'm fucking good. Whereas you mate, if you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!"
Rude to heckler: "Aww piss off mate. What'd ya celebrating your first head job you didn't like the taste? Fuck off mate."
Audience member: "What else do you hate?"
Rude: "I'll tell you what I hate mate. I hate it when you fucking a jar of Pegs paste and your family walks in. And they want the pegs paste. Pisses me off."
Rude: "It's time for another poofter joke!"
Pommy Heckler: "you rule the world.."
Rodney Rude: "Yeah I know that fuck-face. I'm fucking good. Whereas you mate, if you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!"
Rude to heckler: "Aww piss off mate. What'd ya celebrating your first head job you didn't like the taste? Fuck off mate."
Audience member: "What else do you hate?"
Rude: "I'll tell you what I hate mate. I hate it when you fucking a jar of Pegs paste and your family walks in. And they want the pegs paste. Pisses me off."
Rodney Rude by kam75xx August 9, 2012
Rodney Croome
Australian activist and spokeperson for the Tasmanian Faggot and Carpet Licker Rights Group that was nominated for Australian Fag of the year in 2015. Can be easily identified from his lips that over the years have permanently molded themselves into the shape of a cock. Approach with caution unless you want to be ass-raped.
Little Johnny: Rodney Croome is coming to school tomorrow to talk to us about why we shouldn't bash fags.
Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.
Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.
Rodney Croome by Sammy75 November 7, 2017
Rayner
The greatest companion that you'll ever meet. He has the intelligence of a sphinx and the body of a Greek God. Even with all that, he still stays humble. He keeps the trust of every single one of his friends and make sure to care for them whenever they need it. Yet through all that, he still supports his own family first. This just makes all the girls simping over his mind and body that makes all their panties drop and drooling all over the floor.
Rayner by DamnDaddy01010 December 7, 2020
Romneypotent
Person 1: Why did Dave say he liked both the Red Sox and the Yankees? You can only support one or the other!
Person 2: I don't know man, he must be Romneypotent.
Person 2: I don't know man, he must be Romneypotent.
Romneypotent by 1MonthFreeTrial September 17, 2012